BUSH COULD GIVE BERLUSCONI SOME POINTERS ON DUCKING…

…the trick is to exercise your peripheral vision…

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ha-wVF4WQ0MVpy3hSFBziwWzQr-QD9CJIBTG2

“Berlusconi joins long list of targeted politicians”

“ROME — The souvenir-flinging man who attacked Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi joins a long list of gatecrashers, shoe-throwers and other security breachers who have embarrassed, bruised and even killed leaders worldwide.”

…and now …they’re truly ‘coming out of the wood work’ …and out from under the rocks where they usually hide during the day,

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2768606/Madam-claims-Tiger-Woods-paid-for-escorts.html

“VICE QUEEN – “I set up Tiger’s ₤25,000 orgies with 15 girls”

…aw, come on, lady… there’s only so many hours in the day… and he does have to play a tournament now then… in between making commercials…

…sticky nasty Mars moving into orb of opposing Neptune (scandal).

…we must try to keep our sense of humor.